"He-e-ey naked, what’s going on?
- Keep quiet bro!
- I just saw mom and dad having sex, the door wasn’t completely closed so I watched them.
- Really? Fuck!
- Yeah, they were so hot, you should have seen them too. They got me so horny… I need cock!
- And… you were thinking of mine… obviously. Not that I don’t like it or anything but we shouldn’t… What if they come in after they’re done?
- Oh they are already done and they fell asleep. Now sh-h-h, stand still and be quiet.”
(Source: mynightwing, via 100ron)